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This Saturday, the Wisconsin Badgers(4-0) travel on the road to visit the Minnesota Golden Gophers(3-1) at the new TCF Bank Stadium in Minneapolis., MN for the Battle of Paul Bunyan’s Axe. This game will be the 119th meeting between the two teams as it is College Football’s Most Played Rivalry. No other two teams have played each other on the gridiron than the Badgers and Gophers. Wisconsin/Minnesota is as heated of a Border Battle as it gets. The rivalry always brings another level to the game, especially in the sports of football, hockey, and basketball. The Green Bay Packers and Minnesota Vikings also play this week on MNF. In honor of these two great rivalries, I thought I would post some funny Minnesota jokes. However, probably the greatest aspect of this rivalry is even as heated and intense as it is it is always in fun. If you have ever attended one of these games or went out afterwards it is not uncommon that you will see Badger/Gopher and Packer/Vikings fans drinking in the Bars together before and after the game, because in the end it is just a game and Wisconsinites and Minnesotans love their alcohol too much.
What’s the hardest thing about being a Minnesota Golden Gopher Fan?
-Telling your parents that you are gay.
What do you call Minnesota’s Cash for Clunker’s program?
-Brett Favre
What do you get when you breed a groundhog and a gopher?
-Six more weeks of bad football.
What does Minnesota and pot have in common?
-They both get smoked in bowls!
What is the difference between a Minnesota cheerleader and a bowling ball?
-You can only get three fingers in a bowling ball.
You know why Wisconsin men do not have sex with Minnesota women?
-Have you ever seen what a Badger does to a Gopher hole?
Why do the Vikings play in a dome?
-Because God does not even want to see them play.
Four college football fans were climbing a mountain one day: a Minnesota, Florida g, Notre Dame, and Wisconsin fan. Each proclaimed to be the most loyal fan to their team. As they climbed higher, they argued as to which one of them was the most loyal of all. They argued all the way up the mountain and once they reached the top, the Notre Dame fan hurled himself off the mountain proclaiming, “This is for the Fighting Irish!” as he fell to his death. Not wanting to be out done, the Florida fan also threw himself off the mountain proclaiming, “This is for the Gators!” Seeing this, the Wisconsin fan walked over and shouted, “This is for the Badgers!” and pushed the Gophers fan over the side of the mountain.
Do you know why the Minnesota Gophers football team changed their name to the Possums?
-Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road.
What do the Vikings and Billy Graham have in common?
-They can both make 70,000 people stand up and yell, “Jesus Christ!”
You know the saying, “There is a sucker born every minute?”
-Wow, that is a lot of Minnesota fans.
One foggy night, a Wisconsin fan and a Minnesota fan were driving the opposite directions on a road. While crossing a narrow bridge, they hit each other head-on mangling both cars. The Minnesota fan manages to climb out of his car and survey the damage. He looks at his car and says, “Man I am lucky to be alive!” Likewise, the Badger fan gets out of his car feeling fortunate to be alive as well. The Minnesota fan walks over to the Badger fan and says, “Hey man, I think this is a sign that we should put our petty little differences behind us and live not as rivals, but as friends.” The Badger thinks for a moments and says, “You know your right We should be friends! In fact, I am going to see if something else survived the crash.” The Badger fan then popped open his trunk and revealed a full, undamaged bottle of whiskey. He then says, “You know what this is another sign, we should toast to our newfound friendship.” The Gopher fan agrees and grabs the bottle. After sucking down half the bottle, the Gopher fan hands it back to the Badger fan and says, Your turn!” The Badger fan calmly twists the cap on the bottle, throws the rest over the bridge into the river below and says, “Nah, I think I will just wait for the cops to show up.”
It was reported that Minnesota Head coach Tim Brewster will only dress 20 players for the Wisconsin
game. The other players will have to get dressed by themselves.
What do you call 53 people sitting around a television watching the SuperBowl?
-The Minnesota Vikings football team.
Where was O.J. Simpson hiding before the famous white Bronco chase?
-On the University of Minnesota campus, because that is the last place you will find a real football player.
What’s the only sign of intelligent life in the Minneapolis/St. Paul are?
-Madison: 187 miles.
What do you call a Minnesota Vikings player with a SuperBowl ring?
-A thief.
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