Don't feel bad about me. I got my humping hips back! I'll be hunching yall's legs again in no time. Please feel free to leave kind words or even share your favorite me story below. Also, yes all dogs really do go to Heaven and these good boy treats are better than crack. One last thing, Jared, God says get your shit together.

Love Always,
Dunk

Ask Duncan

Answered

Duncan says:

yea, not my proudest moment.   but if I didn't  he was going back  to Mexico.

I my private areas  cleaned  and all you can eat  tacos.   not sure were the meat for the tacos comes from.  but  they are yummy.

 

Sunday, September 4, 2011
j bieber asks:
are you really a talking dog?

Duncan says:

yes

Duncan says:

yes he did 

Sunday, January 2, 2011
Tyler asks:
Who will win NFL picks this year?

Duncan says:

i think tom gross will it all 

Friday, December 17, 2010
Tyler asks:
What did you get the family for Christmas?

Duncan says:

what i always get them  the same thing .  a great big steaming pile of my excrement.

Friday, December 17, 2010
Tyler asks:
What did you get the family for Christmas?

Duncan says:

Testing

 

Wednesday, December 1, 2010
Tyler asks:
Heard you went out on the town last night. What did you do?

Duncan says:

I hooked up 3 hot female bitches . And i got my freak on. The butt munch who owned the the bitches feed me canned dog food and i have been farting for 3 days now. but it was worth it.
Thursday, November 4, 2010
Tom R asks:
Would you ever piss on a PS3?

Duncan says:

no, JG would kill me.  the mexican rat got lucky that  the ps3  still works .

Duncan says:

Well, scrappy says that all his mexican snack vendor friends tell him the fix is in. reds win it in 5 games.
Duncan says:

I am my own dog this much is true. I am immortal trapped in sexy ass body as a slave for treats. Until I am liberated I am owned. I would like very much to be a brother to all. Mr Obama let my people go.

Unanswered

JG asks:
What are we supposed to do about this sudden surplus of treats?

fantasy football asks:
Are you tired of your Defense looking like they should be selling girl scout cookies instead of playing football? Would you like to have a Defense that totally destroys any team that stands in there way? A defense that all the women of the world want and have sexual fantasies about? A Defense that crushes the bones of other teams players into dust and mixes it with there blood and tears and then eats it for breakfast? well now is your chance to trade up for them.

Ty asks:
One Winter Duncan and I were hanging out in the basement and Duncan wanted to go out in the snow. Not too long after I let him back in. After a while I began to pick up this very strong shit smell. I had no idea what it was and would have wrote it off to one of Duncan's mighty nasty farts, but it wouldn't go away. I look over at Duncan and he seems to be feverishly going at a bone. The bone was one of his frozen turds. That was a fun night. Love and miss you Dunk Dunk.

unkie asks:
I guess my favorite Duncan story is..... Jared would always climb the fence in the back yard as a short cut to come to our house. Well Duncan being the good dog he was, would try to protect his home by tackling Jared and humping his brains out. the sad part is Jared kept on climbing the fence and Duncan keep Humping him until one day. Duncan figured out that Jared liked it a little bit too much and he stopped humping him.

God asks:
Are you ready to come home

JG and Scrappy asks:
Dunk Dunk is the good boy pup, and Dunk Dunk don't give a fu*k lol.. I was suprised to find out the Vet had a sword at hand.. love ya Duncan Macloud Gross - Good boy pup from 1999-2012

Forum closed. Rest in peace Duncan MacLeod.