Don't feel bad about me. I got my humping hips back! I'll be hunching yall's legs again in no time. Please feel free to leave kind words or even share your favorite me story below. Also, yes all dogs really do go to Heaven and these good boy treats are better than crack. One last thing, Jared, God says get your shit together.

Love Always,
Dunk

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Duncan says:

It is nice to know that people follow my advice.  And yes I will deficate and uriniate in your as much as i like thank you

Duncan says:

well even in todays age of information, people still hide there true identity. Because they are afraid to deal with issues they have with others on a face to face basis.  I feel sorry for these insecure people. I do have to confess  that  being a dog I can not type and unkie Tom types my thoughts for me. I do make sure that Unkie Tom  types it as I want it to be read.  Most of what is put on this site is for fun  but I do try to give the best answers I can.  So I hope that I will never be used again to try and hurt someone elses feelings.  So that being said.  To the insecure individule that was to afraid to post there real name when asking the great Duncan a question please grow a set of balls  and ask the person  to whom you have problem with yourself,  your hatefull question.  thank you.

I am fine as always  thanks for asking

 

Duncan says:

after a great deal of research i believe the Duncans angel to be the greatest sex position ever.   it requires three women .  1st of three women  sits on face  facing  me , 2nd of the three women  rides my massive shaft in reverse cowgirl style. and the third of the three women licks the reverse cowgirls twat while getting fucked by one of those penis machine things.   yes they all switch positions and everyone gets a turn on my magic stick.   oh and this is also how i would like to die.

Friday, December 25, 2009
Jesus asks:
Why did I have to die

Duncan says:

well i quess you would have to ask your dad.  In church they you died from all mankind sins.  So thank you for that .I know unkie Tom Sins every chance he gets

Duncan says:

rumor has it that she does not.  

Duncan says:

a sinner becoming a saint  lol. I am happy for Jordan I think he will be happier there. If they let dogs tail gate i will be there

Duncan says:

Yes there is a God but not sure if he is helping Jared or not. only time will tell

Duncan says:

Well you cant blame him  the money is to good to pass up. But it really sucks for the team he has built.  He should have had enough class to wait till after the sugar bowl.

Saturday, December 5, 2009
Tyler asks:
I bet Tim Tebow tears taste great, thoughts?

Duncan says:

Yes they do.  The sports media needs to remember hype is just that hype. Any player is only as good as the team around them.

So to all the talking head sports media out there,please get off of Mr Tebows cock

Thursday, December 3, 2009
Tabernacle asks:
give char a good smack on the ass for me

Duncan says:

You seem to forget that I do not have thumbs.  but I will nudge her in the ass with nose.

Unanswered

JG asks:
What are we supposed to do about this sudden surplus of treats?

fantasy football asks:
Are you tired of your Defense looking like they should be selling girl scout cookies instead of playing football? Would you like to have a Defense that totally destroys any team that stands in there way? A defense that all the women of the world want and have sexual fantasies about? A Defense that crushes the bones of other teams players into dust and mixes it with there blood and tears and then eats it for breakfast? well now is your chance to trade up for them.

Ty asks:
One Winter Duncan and I were hanging out in the basement and Duncan wanted to go out in the snow. Not too long after I let him back in. After a while I began to pick up this very strong shit smell. I had no idea what it was and would have wrote it off to one of Duncan's mighty nasty farts, but it wouldn't go away. I look over at Duncan and he seems to be feverishly going at a bone. The bone was one of his frozen turds. That was a fun night. Love and miss you Dunk Dunk.

unkie asks:
I guess my favorite Duncan story is..... Jared would always climb the fence in the back yard as a short cut to come to our house. Well Duncan being the good dog he was, would try to protect his home by tackling Jared and humping his brains out. the sad part is Jared kept on climbing the fence and Duncan keep Humping him until one day. Duncan figured out that Jared liked it a little bit too much and he stopped humping him.

God asks:
Are you ready to come home

JG and Scrappy asks:
Dunk Dunk is the good boy pup, and Dunk Dunk don't give a fu*k lol.. I was suprised to find out the Vet had a sword at hand.. love ya Duncan Macloud Gross - Good boy pup from 1999-2012

Forum closed. Rest in peace Duncan MacLeod.