Don't feel bad about me. I got my humping hips back! I'll be hunching yall's legs again in no time. Please feel free to leave kind words or
even share your favorite me story below. Also, yes all dogs really do go to Heaven and these good boy treats are better than crack. One last
thing, Jared, God says get your shit together.
Love Always, Dunk Ask DuncanAnswered
Tuesday, January 26, 2010
Pat Mcdaniel asks: I have tried the Duncans angel. Wow, Duncan you really know your stuff . please keep the awesome site. You are my hero. please feel free to poop and pee my yard any time.
Duncan says:
It is nice to know that people follow my advice. And yes I will deficate and uriniate in your as much as i like thank you
Duncan says:
well even in todays age of information, people still hide there true identity. Because they are afraid to deal with issues they have with others on a face to face basis. I feel sorry for these insecure people. I do have to confess that being a dog I can not type and unkie Tom types my thoughts for me. I do make sure that Unkie Tom types it as I want it to be read. Most of what is put on this site is for fun but I do try to give the best answers I can. So I hope that I will never be used again to try and hurt someone elses feelings. So that being said. To the insecure individule that was to afraid to post there real name when asking the great Duncan a question please grow a set of balls and ask the person to whom you have problem with yourself, your hatefull question. thank you. I am fine as always thanks for asking
Monday, January 11, 2010
Tabernacle asks: Best sexual position and best way to die? I would have to say inverted praying mantis and impaled by ice hanging from the roof.
Duncan says:
after a great deal of research i believe the Duncans angel to be the greatest sex position ever. it requires three women . 1st of three women sits on face facing me , 2nd of the three women rides my massive shaft in reverse cowgirl style. and the third of the three women licks the reverse cowgirls twat while getting fucked by one of those penis machine things. yes they all switch positions and everyone gets a turn on my magic stick. oh and this is also how i would like to die.
Duncan says:
well i quess you would have to ask your dad. In church they you died from all mankind sins. So thank you for that .I know unkie Tom Sins every chance he gets
Saturday, December 19, 2009
Tabernacle asks: Would Charlotte like balls in her mouth? I am thinking about getting her and tom chocolate bourbon balls.
Duncan says:
rumor has it that she does not.
Tuesday, December 15, 2009
Tyler asks: How do you feel about JG becoming a Saint and choosing to play 4 more years of football? Can we count on you to tailgate, will we be seeing you on "The Hill" ?
Duncan says:
a sinner becoming a saint lol. I am happy for Jordan I think he will be happier there. If they let dogs tail gate i will be there
Sunday, December 13, 2009
Tabernacle asks: Is there a God? If so, do you think he is telling Jared the picks for the week?
Duncan says:
Yes there is a God but not sure if he is helping Jared or not. only time will tell
Friday, December 11, 2009
Tyler asks: Well, looks like Brian Kelly is the new head coach of Notre Dame. That sucks for the players of Cincinnati. Is he even Catholic? Thoughts?
Duncan says:
Well you cant blame him the money is to good to pass up. But it really sucks for the team he has built. He should have had enough class to wait till after the sugar bowl.
Duncan says:
Yes they do. The sports media needs to remember hype is just that hype. Any player is only as good as the team around them. So to all the talking head sports media out there,please get off of Mr Tebows cock
Duncan says:
You seem to forget that I do not have thumbs. but I will nudge her in the ass with nose. Unanswered
JG asks:
Forum closed. Rest in peace Duncan MacLeod.
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