Don't feel bad about me. I got my humping hips back! I'll be hunching yall's legs again in no time. Please feel free to leave kind words or
even share your favorite me story below. Also, yes all dogs really do go to Heaven and these good boy treats are better than crack. One last
thing, Jared, God says get your shit together.
Love Always, Dunk Ask DuncanAnswered
Wednesday, September 23, 2009
Tyler asks: Good to see the neighbors getting involved in asking you questions. HAHAHA OMG! Have you heard anything about where Unkie Tom and Aunt Char Char are moving? I hear that they are at least considering you and won't be kicking you to the curb to live in an apartment that doesn't allow dogs. Any thoughts?
Duncan says:
I think it is some place in florence. And dogs are alowed so no worries. Unkie tom was gonna sell me to the chinesse guy in richwood for 25cents per pound. but I an safe for now.
Wednesday, September 23, 2009
Tabernacle asks: Duncan, I like to go with the clean cut shave all around but leave a little on top for style for my man-bush. Any suggestions on how to keep the stubble from tearing my dick up?
Duncan says:
well, I hear nair works well on stubble. but you could also try boxer briefs to give your member maxium room but still keeping it from rubbing up against your jeans. Or you could go commando. Most porn stars shave all the way bald down there. this may work for u also. good luck with your jungle.
Monday, September 21, 2009
birdman asks: I hear you are moving away. Who will crap in my yard now that you will be gone.
Duncan says:
i am coming back at least once a month to deficate on your yard. So dont worry be happy
Monday, September 21, 2009
apu hodji iownaquickiemarta asks: so, you be moving away. who will poorly attempt to chase my cat now? thank you, come again
Duncan says:
That is a cat I thought it was a small dog. Dam no wonder all my pick up lines did not work. by the way hodji (sim sim ala bim )
Duncan says:
That is a tuff one but i guess Steve miller . i like the cars but i have too be in a mood to here them.
Duncan says:
the only way i like a sunrise is with alchol mixed in it. so I prefer sunsets lots more sex after sun set.
Friday, September 11, 2009
Tabernacle asks: Did you get kicked off Bluegrass preps again? I got another email from that tool.
Duncan says:
no, I would not pay that monkey faced, asshole licking, moron another red cent to be on his pathetic high school football crybaby site. I asked him to pay me for my football wisdom and he had the nerve to refuse me . So now I write exclusely for www.rossgrossenberg.com . Click the the southpark character with the m16 rifle to see or ask questions. the great site made since God invented tress. Yes I get payed to respond and answer questions. (treats :) ) So please tell the jackass, baboon ass sniffing, inbred, fart eatter, that runs that poorly coded site to talk a long walk off a short pier and do the whole world a favor and Die so that something is his meaningless life would have been for the good of all mankind.
Duncan says:
well i personally took spainish to learn how to roll my (R's) so i can do that while pleasuring my women. you can also try the chineese alphabet during oral gratifacition of opposite sex . But if you are are lazy, just let her use the vibator and go in when she is just about done. less work for you. and you and the vibator no longer have to at odds . everyone is happy.
best of of luck
Duncan says:
I rented out the space below the front door step to some rabbits. but i think unkie tom is gonna kill them. but its all good i already got first and last month rent from them. So die rabbits die.. No refunds to dead rabbits.
Duncan says:
only when I cant catch anything else to hump. Unanswered
JG asks:
Forum closed. Rest in peace Duncan MacLeod.
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