Don't feel bad about me. I got my humping hips back! I'll be hunching yall's legs again in no time. Please feel free to leave kind words or even share your favorite me story below. Also, yes all dogs really do go to Heaven and these good boy treats are better than crack. One last thing, Jared, God says get your shit together.

Love Always,
Dunk

Ask Duncan

Answered

Duncan says:

I think it is some place in florence. And dogs are alowed  so no worries. Unkie tom was gonna sell me to the chinesse guy in richwood for 25cents per pound.

but I an safe for now.

Duncan says:

well, I hear nair works well on stubble. but you could also try boxer briefs to give your member maxium room but still keeping it from rubbing up against your jeans.  Or you could go commando.  Most porn stars shave all the way bald down there.  this may work for u also.

good luck with your jungle.

Duncan says:

i am coming back at least once a month to deficate on your yard.  So dont worry  be happy

Monday, September 21, 2009
apu hodji iownaquickiemarta asks:
so, you be moving away. who will poorly attempt to chase my cat now? thank you, come again

Duncan says:

That is a cat I thought it was a small dog. Dam no wonder all my pick up lines did not work.

by the way hodji  (sim sim ala bim )

Friday, September 18, 2009
Tyler asks:
Steve Miller Band or The Cars?

Duncan says:

That is a tuff one  but i guess Steve miller  .  i like the cars  but i have too be in a mood to here them.

Friday, September 11, 2009
Tabernacle asks:
sunrise or sunset?

Duncan says:

the only way i like a sunrise is with alchol mixed in it. so I prefer sunsets  lots more sex after sun set.

Duncan says:

no, I would not pay that monkey faced, asshole licking, moron another red cent to be on his pathetic high school football crybaby site.

I asked him to pay me for my football wisdom and he had the nerve to refuse me . So now I write exclusely for www.rossgrossenberg.com . Click the the southpark character with the m16 rifle to see or ask questions.

the great site made since God invented tress.  Yes I get payed to respond and answer questions. (treats  :)    )  So please tell the jackass, baboon ass sniffing, inbred, fart eatter, that runs that  poorly coded site to talk a long walk off a short pier and do the whole world a favor and  Die so that  something is his meaningless life would have been for the good of all mankind.

Wednesday, September 9, 2009
Tabernacle asks:
how do i beat a vibrator

Duncan says:

well i personally took spainish to learn how to roll my  (R's)  so i can do that while pleasuring my women.  you can also try the chineese alphabet during oral gratifacition of opposite sex .

But if you are are lazy,  just  let her use the vibator  and go in when she is just about done.  less work for you. and you and the vibator no longer have to at odds .  everyone is happy.

 

best of of luck

Tuesday, September 8, 2009
Tom R asks:
Did you do anything special for Labor Day Weekend?

Duncan says:

I rented out the space below the front door step to some rabbits. but i think unkie tom is gonna kill them.  but its all good i already got first and last month rent from them.

So die rabbits die.. No refunds to dead rabbits.

Monday, September 7, 2009
Lilly asks:
Do you miss my sweet ass?

Duncan says:

only when I cant catch anything else to hump.

Unanswered

JG asks:
What are we supposed to do about this sudden surplus of treats?

fantasy football asks:
Are you tired of your Defense looking like they should be selling girl scout cookies instead of playing football? Would you like to have a Defense that totally destroys any team that stands in there way? A defense that all the women of the world want and have sexual fantasies about? A Defense that crushes the bones of other teams players into dust and mixes it with there blood and tears and then eats it for breakfast? well now is your chance to trade up for them.

Ty asks:
One Winter Duncan and I were hanging out in the basement and Duncan wanted to go out in the snow. Not too long after I let him back in. After a while I began to pick up this very strong shit smell. I had no idea what it was and would have wrote it off to one of Duncan's mighty nasty farts, but it wouldn't go away. I look over at Duncan and he seems to be feverishly going at a bone. The bone was one of his frozen turds. That was a fun night. Love and miss you Dunk Dunk.

unkie asks:
I guess my favorite Duncan story is..... Jared would always climb the fence in the back yard as a short cut to come to our house. Well Duncan being the good dog he was, would try to protect his home by tackling Jared and humping his brains out. the sad part is Jared kept on climbing the fence and Duncan keep Humping him until one day. Duncan figured out that Jared liked it a little bit too much and he stopped humping him.

God asks:
Are you ready to come home

JG and Scrappy asks:
Dunk Dunk is the good boy pup, and Dunk Dunk don't give a fu*k lol.. I was suprised to find out the Vet had a sword at hand.. love ya Duncan Macloud Gross - Good boy pup from 1999-2012

Forum closed. Rest in peace Duncan MacLeod.