Don't feel bad about me. I got my humping hips back! I'll be hunching yall's legs again in no time. Please feel free to leave kind words or
even share your favorite me story below. Also, yes all dogs really do go to Heaven and these good boy treats are better than crack. One last
thing, Jared, God says get your shit together.
Love Always, Dunk Ask DuncanAnswered
Monday, August 24, 2009
Tyler asks: Will you wish Unkie Tom and Aunt Char Char a happy anniversary for me?
Duncan says:
ok will do
Monday, August 24, 2009
lost in space asks: how much wood would a wood chuck , chuck if a wood chuck chuck wood?
Duncan says:
I dont know and I do not care. Wood chucks are retards anways.
Duncan says:
I am a sexy beast baby. grrr i would totally do me. so do i make you horney baby? ladies my cell # is 859-867-5309. The number on every womens bath wall. make sure you got it, and for a good time call.
Duncan says:
I am not sure what ramadan is. I guess hallmark made up another holiday so i have to buy some one a present or card. Hallmark give it up. I am so tired of having to buy stuff for others every fricken month. I am a dog i dont make a whole lot of money hooking the street conners any more. Can i get a month off. please ,Hallmark ,please.
Duncan says:
Holy cross will totally dominate Belleview .They will make the tigers look like sick one eyed alley cats with scabs and aids. Also, with the awesome O line coach the have there this season will be Holy cross's best yet. So i give Holy cross a Big leg and tails up for the year. Go Indians.
Wednesday, August 19, 2009
Tom R asks: Do you sometimes feel neglected when Unckie Tom plays World of Warcraft?
Duncan says:
No I am his mascot. I pretend that I am pissing on all the trees there. And there are alot of tress in the world of Warcraft. there are also alot dogs also. So i am off to help Unkie Tom save the world.
Tuesday, August 18, 2009
Tyler asks: Why did Brett Favre decide to come back and why of all teams the Vikings?
Duncan says:
Brett Farve , addicted to the game. it is time for an intervention. Instead of a twelve step drop program he needs a twelve step program. Mr Farve is a great qb. But he needs to learn when to hang up the old cleats. I hope that Green bay adds a bonus for all there defencive players of 500,000 for any sack or tackle of Mr Favre. I have so many old qbs try to mount come backs and they looked awful in the attempt. I would really like to remember Mr Favre as the qb has was instead of the flop he will be. Well i will retire like Mr Farve . not
Monday, August 17, 2009
Virginia asks: Is there a god? My friends in school tell me there is not a God and all the parents made him up to makes behave.
Duncan says:
Virginia, your friends are wrong. They have been affected by the scepticism of a sceptical age. They do not believe except they are surroundend by his grace. They think that nothing can be which is not comprehensible by there little minds. Yes , Virginia , there is a God . He exists as certainly as love and generousity and devotion exist. Alas! how dreary would the world be if there was not a God! It would not even exist if it were not for God. Not to believe in God is like not to believe in the sunrise. The most real things in the world are those that we can not see Virginia. Nobody can conceive or imagine all the wonders of heavens. Yes, God lives , and he lives forever. a thousand years from now ,nay , ten thousand years from now, he will continue to fill the world with his love and grace. Forever and ever amen .
Duncan says:
my root is not square it is more of a rocket shape. But i guess it would take about 2003 of my flesh rockets to fill the room.
Sunday, August 16, 2009
Holly asks: Why dont you say I love you anymore? I think you like the idea of dating a black woman but not the reality that you cant handle this ass. Throw me a ball, cracka.
Duncan says:
I want you . i need you , but there ain't no way i 'm ever gonna love you. But don't be sad because two outta three ain't bad. Unanswered
JG asks:
Forum closed. Rest in peace Duncan MacLeod.
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