Don't feel bad about me. I got my humping hips back! I'll be hunching yall's legs again in no time. Please feel free to leave kind words or even share your favorite me story below. Also, yes all dogs really do go to Heaven and these good boy treats are better than crack. One last thing, Jared, God says get your shit together.

Love Always,
Dunk

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Duncan says:

ok will do

Monday, August 24, 2009
lost in space asks:
how much wood would a wood chuck , chuck if a wood chuck chuck wood?

Duncan says:

I dont know and I do not care. Wood chucks are retards anways. 

Saturday, August 22, 2009
Tyler asks:
How do you like your new photo?

Duncan says:

I am a sexy beast baby. grrr i would totally do me.  so do i make you horney baby?   ladies my cell # is 859-867-5309.  The number on every womens bath wall.

make sure you got it, and for a good time call.

Friday, August 21, 2009
abdul mackema obama ali asks:
Duncan how do celebrate Ramadan ?

Duncan says:

I am not sure what ramadan is. I guess hallmark made up another holiday so i have to buy some one a present or card.  Hallmark give it up. I am so tired of having to buy stuff for others every fricken month.  I am a dog  i dont make a whole lot of money hooking the street conners any more. Can i get a month  off. please ,Hallmark ,please.

Friday, August 21, 2009
Tyler asks:
Who will win tonight's Holy Cross/Bellevue game?

Duncan says:

Holy cross will totally dominate Belleview .They will make the tigers look like sick one eyed alley cats with scabs and aids. Also, with the awesome O line coach the have there this season will be Holy cross's best yet.  So i give Holy cross a Big leg and tails up for the year.  Go Indians.  

Duncan says:

No I am his mascot. I pretend that I am pissing on all the trees there. And there are alot of tress in the world of Warcraft. there are also alot dogs also.  So i am off to help Unkie Tom save the world.

Duncan says:

Brett Farve , addicted to the game.  it is time for an intervention.  Instead of a twelve step drop program he needs a  twelve step program.  Mr Farve is a great qb.  But he needs to learn when to hang up the old cleats.  I hope that Green bay adds a bonus for all there defencive players of 500,000 for any sack or tackle of Mr Favre.  I have so many old qbs try to mount come backs and they looked awful in the attempt.  I would really like to remember Mr Favre as the qb has was instead of the flop he will be.  Well i will retire like Mr Farve .  not

Duncan says:

Virginia, your friends are wrong. They have been affected by the scepticism of a sceptical age. They do not believe except they are surroundend by  his grace.  They think that nothing can be which is not comprehensible by there little minds.

Yes , Virginia , there is a God . He exists as certainly as love and generousity and devotion exist. Alas! how dreary would the world be if there was not a God! It would not even exist if it were not for God.  Not to believe in God is like not to believe in the sunrise.  The most real things in the world are those that we can not see Virginia. Nobody can conceive  or imagine all the wonders of heavens.

 Yes, God lives , and he lives forever. a thousand years from now ,nay , ten thousand years from now, he will continue to fill the world with his love and grace. Forever and ever  amen .

Sunday, August 16, 2009
Tabernacle asks:
What is the sq rt. of the room?

Duncan says:

my root is not square it is more of a rocket shape.   But i guess it would take about 2003 of my flesh rockets to fill the room.

Duncan says:

I want you . i need you , but there ain't no way i 'm ever gonna love you. But don't be sad  because two outta three ain't bad.

Unanswered

JG asks:
What are we supposed to do about this sudden surplus of treats?

fantasy football asks:
Are you tired of your Defense looking like they should be selling girl scout cookies instead of playing football? Would you like to have a Defense that totally destroys any team that stands in there way? A defense that all the women of the world want and have sexual fantasies about? A Defense that crushes the bones of other teams players into dust and mixes it with there blood and tears and then eats it for breakfast? well now is your chance to trade up for them.

Ty asks:
One Winter Duncan and I were hanging out in the basement and Duncan wanted to go out in the snow. Not too long after I let him back in. After a while I began to pick up this very strong shit smell. I had no idea what it was and would have wrote it off to one of Duncan's mighty nasty farts, but it wouldn't go away. I look over at Duncan and he seems to be feverishly going at a bone. The bone was one of his frozen turds. That was a fun night. Love and miss you Dunk Dunk.

unkie asks:
I guess my favorite Duncan story is..... Jared would always climb the fence in the back yard as a short cut to come to our house. Well Duncan being the good dog he was, would try to protect his home by tackling Jared and humping his brains out. the sad part is Jared kept on climbing the fence and Duncan keep Humping him until one day. Duncan figured out that Jared liked it a little bit too much and he stopped humping him.

God asks:
Are you ready to come home

JG and Scrappy asks:
Dunk Dunk is the good boy pup, and Dunk Dunk don't give a fu*k lol.. I was suprised to find out the Vet had a sword at hand.. love ya Duncan Macloud Gross - Good boy pup from 1999-2012

Forum closed. Rest in peace Duncan MacLeod.