Don't feel bad about me. I got my humping hips back! I'll be hunching yall's legs again in no time. Please feel free to leave kind words or even share your favorite me story below. Also, yes all dogs really do go to Heaven and these good boy treats are better than crack. One last thing, Jared, God says get your shit together.

Love Always,
Dunk

Ask Duncan

Answered

Saturday, August 8, 2009
Tyler asks:
Who would win in a fight, you or a Badger?

Duncan says:

Well  I think the Badger would win in a landslide.  I am a lover not a bitter. You remember all the people who hopped over the fence.

Did I bite them ?  No.  But i did mount them like a horse, and hump the hell out of there legs.  I think I did Mr Enburg's leg once or twice if I remember right.

 

Duncan says:

this is a test.

Duncan says:

Mike , do you really need more negative press now.  I am a Dog. Do you know how many pet lovers there are in the U.S.A.  I am sure that there are more of them than you will ever have fans.  So please sue me a dog.  I think you will owe me money before you could  ever win a cent form me.  I hope you sign with the Cleveland Browns. it would just be poetic justice.  MIck VIck  Back up Qb in the Dog pound.

Duncan says:

Well ,kill one would be Oprah  because she is the devil,  I dont have a wife  but I do have a girl friend  her name is Holly. Yes there is  slight age difference i am 77 am she is 21  but we get are freak on ever time we get togther.  So i guess i would marry holly.   Now as to Barb Walters I would nor fornicate her with your dick  so I quess we will never know. 

Wednesday, August 5, 2009
Michael VIck asks:
I am reformed now. Why you still be haten?

Duncan says:

Mike , want you did you can not get enough reform for.  I aint profileing or prejudice. i am yellow, white , with black  paws and nose.

So dont think about saying that Im a rascist like Barack Obama .  Dogs are mans best friend . We are not supposed to be used like Mike Tyson.

So once again Mike go and fornicate you self a new anus and may all your childern smell like my farts.

 

Wednesday, August 5, 2009
Tyler asks:
Do you think all dogs really go to heaven?

Duncan says:

Yes all dogs go to heaven . Because Dogs don't sin.

Wednesday, August 5, 2009
Tom asks:
Is Lassie your hero?

Duncan says:

Lassie is a sellout .  Rin tin tin and maybe Brian from Family guy now there are  some real dogs .

Duncan says:

I find my way home every day after my adventure walks . Those dogs in that movie hung out with a cat  that is why they were lost.

Cats cant cant find there way out of wet papper bags. how in the hell would the stupid cat from homeward bound lead the two dogs anywhere?

 

Tuesday, August 4, 2009
Tom asks:
What would you do if Unckie Tom left you?

Duncan says:

I would move in with some hot bitches and get my freak on .

Duncan says:

dear PMJ , I was not very close to your  Dad. I wrote a derogatory statement about Him in responce to a blog on the enberg blog post on this web site, and your dad responded to it after death. I am truely sorry for your loss. The world musically is a sad sadder place with out your dad.  But I do think you should know  I do not know  for 100% certain if your dad is a child molester or not .  I can tell you all that  really matters is what you believe.  please fel freeto read my responce to in the  news on the enburg page on this site and also read your father responce . I think your dads responce will answer your questions better than I can.

 

may all your trees be unmarked.

 

Your friend Duncan

Unanswered

JG asks:
What are we supposed to do about this sudden surplus of treats?

fantasy football asks:
Are you tired of your Defense looking like they should be selling girl scout cookies instead of playing football? Would you like to have a Defense that totally destroys any team that stands in there way? A defense that all the women of the world want and have sexual fantasies about? A Defense that crushes the bones of other teams players into dust and mixes it with there blood and tears and then eats it for breakfast? well now is your chance to trade up for them.

Ty asks:
One Winter Duncan and I were hanging out in the basement and Duncan wanted to go out in the snow. Not too long after I let him back in. After a while I began to pick up this very strong shit smell. I had no idea what it was and would have wrote it off to one of Duncan's mighty nasty farts, but it wouldn't go away. I look over at Duncan and he seems to be feverishly going at a bone. The bone was one of his frozen turds. That was a fun night. Love and miss you Dunk Dunk.

unkie asks:
I guess my favorite Duncan story is..... Jared would always climb the fence in the back yard as a short cut to come to our house. Well Duncan being the good dog he was, would try to protect his home by tackling Jared and humping his brains out. the sad part is Jared kept on climbing the fence and Duncan keep Humping him until one day. Duncan figured out that Jared liked it a little bit too much and he stopped humping him.

God asks:
Are you ready to come home

JG and Scrappy asks:
Dunk Dunk is the good boy pup, and Dunk Dunk don't give a fu*k lol.. I was suprised to find out the Vet had a sword at hand.. love ya Duncan Macloud Gross - Good boy pup from 1999-2012

Forum closed. Rest in peace Duncan MacLeod.