Don't feel bad about me. I got my humping hips back! I'll be hunching yall's legs again in no time. Please feel free to leave kind words or
even share your favorite me story below. Also, yes all dogs really do go to Heaven and these good boy treats are better than crack. One last
thing, Jared, God says get your shit together.
Love Always, Dunk Ask DuncanAnswered
Duncan says:
Well I think the Badger would win in a landslide. I am a lover not a bitter. You remember all the people who hopped over the fence. Did I bite them ? No. But i did mount them like a horse, and hump the hell out of there legs. I think I did Mr Enburg's leg once or twice if I remember right.
Saturday, August 8, 2009
Barack Obama asks: Duncan, I have made a mess of our great nation. Please, help me guide the nation from the brink of economic depression. Please tell me how to turn the nations economy back to the way it was when Ronald Reagan was President. If you can do this I will make you the Secretary of animal rights. Your nation thanks you, God bless
Duncan says:
this is a test.
Thursday, August 6, 2009
Mike Vick asks: Duncan my attorney will be contacting you soon. See ya in court
Duncan says:
Mike , do you really need more negative press now. I am a Dog. Do you know how many pet lovers there are in the U.S.A. I am sure that there are more of them than you will ever have fans. So please sue me a dog. I think you will owe me money before you could ever win a cent form me. I hope you sign with the Cleveland Browns. it would just be poetic justice. MIck VIck Back up Qb in the Dog pound.
Thursday, August 6, 2009
Tyler asks: Oprah, Barbara Walters, and your wife, you gotta fuck one, kill one, and marry on. Go.
Duncan says:
Well ,kill one would be Oprah because she is the devil, I dont have a wife but I do have a girl friend her name is Holly. Yes there is slight age difference i am 77 am she is 21 but we get are freak on ever time we get togther. So i guess i would marry holly. Now as to Barb Walters I would nor fornicate her with your dick so I quess we will never know.
Duncan says:
Mike , want you did you can not get enough reform for. I aint profileing or prejudice. i am yellow, white , with black paws and nose. So dont think about saying that Im a rascist like Barack Obama . Dogs are mans best friend . We are not supposed to be used like Mike Tyson. So once again Mike go and fornicate you self a new anus and may all your childern smell like my farts.
Duncan says:
Yes all dogs go to heaven . Because Dogs don't sin.
Duncan says:
Lassie is a sellout . Rin tin tin and maybe Brian from Family guy now there are some real dogs .
Wednesday, August 5, 2009
Tom asks: Would you have the stength, courage, and determination to find your way back to Wild Cherry if you ever got lost just as Shadow, Sassy, and Chance did in the movie, "Homeward Bound?"
Duncan says:
I find my way home every day after my adventure walks . Those dogs in that movie hung out with a cat that is why they were lost. Cats cant cant find there way out of wet papper bags. how in the hell would the stupid cat from homeward bound lead the two dogs anywhere?
Duncan says:
I would move in with some hot bitches and get my freak on .
Duncan says:
dear PMJ , I was not very close to your Dad. I wrote a derogatory statement about Him in responce to a blog on the enberg blog post on this web site, and your dad responded to it after death. I am truely sorry for your loss. The world musically is a sad sadder place with out your dad. But I do think you should know I do not know for 100% certain if your dad is a child molester or not . I can tell you all that really matters is what you believe. please fel freeto read my responce to in the news on the enburg page on this site and also read your father responce . I think your dads responce will answer your questions better than I can.
may all your trees be unmarked.
Your friend Duncan Unanswered
JG asks:
Forum closed. Rest in peace Duncan MacLeod.
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