Ask Duncan

Its alot easier to walk,  but I do miss being able to lick them once in a while.  Other than that total freedom to hump whom I ever I please.  So balls are so over rated.

It also make my penis look larger . So who wants to play red rocket?  I dont have thumbs dam it.  Please :) :) :) 

well in any good cat fight  neither of them would win.  They would start out slapping each other and ripping off clothes.

But the gay factor would take over and they would take turn fucking each other in the ass. So no winner just gay sex.

I will try and get as much food as possible . According to bubbles the monkey Mike only went after one dog, and it was after he had passed away. that dog is me. the ghost of mike responded to  a blog i posted on the enburg  blog site  (in the news).  I dont think  mikes ghost's knows that I am a dog.  I think he belives i am a ten year old boy.

I have recently made an error. the story of what goes on in the mystery machine is false. all the mysteries are Real.

God bless you scooby doobie doo.

(send scoobie snacks asap,pqd, )

Animal planet is one of my favorite shows . i love  the dog show s on there.  I love bitches in heat  week.  Yes doggy style is my favorite style of sex, but I have preformed all the sexual posible to man and animal.  I fornicate all nite and sleep all day.  I have never had gay sex .  I just dont understand it.   but i do enjoy watching lesbian sex .  eatting carpet makes a whole lot of since to me.

Well not to hard to figure out . How many other Poor Black women with next to no education magicaly become multi millionares.

I want all the dog treats in the world and i will pretend like i dont know anything about your dark powers over stupid people.

yes ,you live here with me,  but only if your Daughter comes with ya. she is hot. oh and i want you make a few of those fried peanut butter and bananna sandwiches.

well it depends on what ya consider strange.  A strange dog i sniff its ass.  a strange tree are car  i piss on it.  and I can t call anyone  because i do not have thumbs.

Well, kids as much as i love Scooby doo, want went on behind his back was a tale of sex , greed, and drug abuse.   Dafney is the daughter of a multi millionare construction mogal.  Freddie is a poor white trash wanta be romeo.  Velma is a brillant but poor college student.  Shaggy is a hard core pot smoker.   Scooby doo is  great dane that shaggy rescued from the pound as a pup.  So how do all theses charaters end up in a van chasing ghost mysteries you ask. Well,  Dafney is what some might call a nympho freak, and she one day found out that fredie has a 14 inch long  and 5 inch wide  member.(pre erection)   She desparately wanted to get a hold of Freddie , but her father would  not allow it.  So Dafney highered Velma to figure out away for her to be able to preform the Karma Sutra with Freddie.  Velma told Dafney to hire her as a tutor because she needed cash for college. Then Velma  told Dafney's dad they were going to the libary to study. the stupid dad would believe it. Then they go to library and wait for Freddie to pick them up.  Freddie is Shaggies pot supplier . So Freddie drives around  with Shaggy and Scoody doo and delivers drugs to old warehouses for extra cash.  Then Freddie would then pick the Girls and delvier drugs.  Well only problem is Shaggy and Scooby would never get out of the van so Dafney and Freddie could  get real ly hard core nasty.   So Velma would fire up a big dubbie and let Shaggy and Scooby smoke it. In the mean while Dafney would call a local acting troops to pretend to be monsters so there would be a stupid mystery to solve.  Freddie would then convienately show up to the place where the actors were.  Let the stoned mystery begin.  Velma would then trick shaggy and Scoody to cause the ghosts in promise of food. ( we all know how stoners get the munchies) So while Velma Shaggy and Scooby doo were of chasing pretend  ghosts. Freddie and dafney were doing things in the back of the so called mystery machine that are illegal in 25 states.  Scooby doo were are you?  You could got some of that leg. instead your running around with the dyke and stonner.  Why Scooby why?

I will be naked at the Micheal Party

Well  I think the Badger would win in a landslide.  I am a lover not a bitter. You remember all the people who hopped over the fence.

Did I bite them ?  No.  But i did mount them like a horse, and hump the hell out of there legs.  I think I did Mr Enburg's leg once or twice if I remember right.