Don't feel bad about me. I got my humping hips back! I'll be hunching yall's legs again in no time. Please feel free to leave kind words or even share your favorite me story below. Also, yes all dogs really do go to Heaven and these good boy treats are better than crack. One last thing, Jared, God says get your shit together.

Love Always,
Dunk

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Duncan says:

Usa soccer what the hell is that. Is it a new porn site were the dudes wear soc's and screw chicks / ( soc Her). oh wait a minute that isnt that gay rusian sport were a bunch of homos try to kick a ball into a net is it. If so. no the Usa will not stand a chance unless we send the a team from San Francisco to equal out all the gayness. Soccer is so gay if it could sneeze it would sneeze Glitter.
Duncan says:

Oil spill in gulf is just another,Big oil price gouge on the US public.  A Oprah Tampon would work but it would also dry up the entire ocean. so I guess I would use a Rosie O'Donnell tampon instead. that would only dry up the entire gulf of mexico.

 

Duncan says:

They are priceless.  I laugh way too much when I see them to ever part with them.  By the way did U know that U got Charlotte's  ass  in the gene pool of life.

as always  your Dog,

Duncan McCloud Gross  ""the high legger""

 

Duncan says:

No i did not help the little homsexual Mexican cross the border.  I heard he came in the a major pot supply Northern Kentucky. thus this is how he found the Notorius JG.

So no green card  but alot of green sticky shit.

p.s  I have picture's of Scrappy and U in the condo  on the floor  naked  .

with Scrappy doing the wild thing on your leg.

Thursday, May 6, 2010
Tyler asks:
So I hear the condo is haunted?

Duncan says:

yeah, it's haunted by Micheal Jackson's ghost. hee hee hee
Tuesday, April 27, 2010
Tyler asks:
Have you seen Avatar yet? Any thoughts?

Duncan says:

No but Scrappy has. So I will let him answer this one. There are these blue greengos that fly around with there dicks taped to pinyatas that fight the white greengos. to save the trees or to kill the trees that is the question.I think they stole this idea from me I wrote something similar on a taco shell after smoking some pot and drinking a lot.
Tuesday, April 27, 2010
Tom R asks:
Do you like Canadiens?

Duncan says:

I guess. I have never been there. i hear they have very nice trees there.
Duncan says:

I guess it is a sport just like racing cars is a sport. It is amazing what people will do to find stuff to occupy there time with. but i digress horse racing or as i like to call it future dog food and glue racing. i am salivating just thinking about it. that is what happends to all the horses that dont finish in the top three right. so 12 or horse's become treats for me, yummy.
Duncan says:

Well i dont have do anything for the move, but find a good place to hide from Charlotte.  But I guess the thing I will miss most is the way Birdmans grass curresses my anus as I pinch a loaf off in his yard. I will also miss apu hodgie iownaqiuckiemarta  feeding treats evrytime I piss on his trees.  The thing I will not miss is the police comeing over here all the time.  I have been the neiborhood dog for 11 years now  it is time for me to move to the ghetto over on depends and geritol lane.

Duncan says:

yep everytime that is played in that movie some is gettin laid

Unanswered

JG asks:
What are we supposed to do about this sudden surplus of treats?

fantasy football asks:
Are you tired of your Defense looking like they should be selling girl scout cookies instead of playing football? Would you like to have a Defense that totally destroys any team that stands in there way? A defense that all the women of the world want and have sexual fantasies about? A Defense that crushes the bones of other teams players into dust and mixes it with there blood and tears and then eats it for breakfast? well now is your chance to trade up for them.

Ty asks:
One Winter Duncan and I were hanging out in the basement and Duncan wanted to go out in the snow. Not too long after I let him back in. After a while I began to pick up this very strong shit smell. I had no idea what it was and would have wrote it off to one of Duncan's mighty nasty farts, but it wouldn't go away. I look over at Duncan and he seems to be feverishly going at a bone. The bone was one of his frozen turds. That was a fun night. Love and miss you Dunk Dunk.

unkie asks:
I guess my favorite Duncan story is..... Jared would always climb the fence in the back yard as a short cut to come to our house. Well Duncan being the good dog he was, would try to protect his home by tackling Jared and humping his brains out. the sad part is Jared kept on climbing the fence and Duncan keep Humping him until one day. Duncan figured out that Jared liked it a little bit too much and he stopped humping him.

God asks:
Are you ready to come home

JG and Scrappy asks:
Dunk Dunk is the good boy pup, and Dunk Dunk don't give a fu*k lol.. I was suprised to find out the Vet had a sword at hand.. love ya Duncan Macloud Gross - Good boy pup from 1999-2012

Forum closed. Rest in peace Duncan MacLeod.