Ask Duncan

why choose u can have them all at the same time.. beer, guns football and the puss.  during the game drink the beer.  during the commericals  shoot the empty beer cans with your ak 47 .  then during half time hit that puss like Mike Vick smacks his dogs . see  there no reason to choose when you can have it all.

besides after the sex is over ya loose all interest in the chick anyways.  so football give u an excuse to avoid the dreaded snuggle and tell me what you are thinking  about  time that happends rigth after sex.

Physics says that you can hang a elephant off a cllff by tying its tail to  a dandilion . so why not  . what would make that elephant think he could climb a rubber tree plant . everyone knows an elephant can't  climb a rubber tree plant. but he's got high hopes. he's got high hopes. he's got high apple pie in the sky hopes. if your down and out  and feel left out just remeber that elephant. becuase opps there goes another elephant up a  rubber tree plant.

The meaning of life is very simple.  live ,breed, raise your children , be a good person  and some day die  thats it no deeper meaning to life than that.

Joe = Jordan is fine he is at Uk showing those (N) gers  how it gets done.. and No more bbq sauce here for you to drink .

Jared wants to know how is youe leg doing?

Elvis has been gone for what 40 years and the media still talks about him so good luck on getting them to stop talking about you. They are vultures and they will pick at your  story until it has turned to dust put in water and  make it in to a soup.  I wish I could help you  all i hear on the tv is your name and Brett Farve's name. I am sure there are more peolpe in the world to talk about  that .  I am glad you are not going to haunt the dreams of 8 year old boys anymore but what about the 9 , 10 ,11, 12 years old boys.  Could ya leave them alone also?  Then we can talk about me pulling strings with all my high powered connections.

the fast track to getting a guy to want to ask you to marry him. give up your (a)card that should do the trick

well  viagra  or sex toys . my personal favorite is liquid crisco  and a twister game  no clothing alowed.   try this  should work. or you could just give up your  (a) card.

this should fire things up for ya  for the next couple of years.

yea  J G not here to feed anymore so now it just unkie tom.  And I gots to stay sexy for all my ladies

yes I have hit the big time. No you aint gettin squat. And i totally agree the web site should be renamed.

WWW.DuncanandsomerandompeopleIalowtopostcraponmywebsite.com

Yea, he is ther only one that listen's to good music here. and he feeds me just as much as unkie Tom.

but he gonna give them kats  hell.

ok will do