Don't feel bad about me. I got my humping hips back! I'll be hunching yall's legs again in no time. Please feel free to leave kind words or even share your favorite me story below. Also, yes all dogs really do go to Heaven and these good boy treats are better than crack. One last thing, Jared, God says get your shit together.

Love Always,
Dunk

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Duncan says:

I hope so it depends on which indian team shows up this week . if the one that kicked ass last week shows up  Indians win. but if the one that showed up for the NCC game shows up  they will lose.  Got to have heart to play football.

Sunday, November 8, 2009
Tabernacle asks:
Has Tom been playing WOW lately?

Duncan says:

Yea, I think it is the only thing that keeps him sane. Aunt char  drives him nuts. 

Thursday, October 29, 2009
Jerry Jones asks:
Why am I such a piece of shit?

Duncan says:

well they say you are what you eat. so maybe a change in diet would change not only your own out look on your self , but everyone else view of you as well. Stop hanging out in tolette bowls and inside of anuses. this also may help.

Thursday, October 29, 2009
Tyler asks:
Phillies or Yankees?

Duncan says:

i hope that neither team wins. baseball was a great sport before money took it over.  So i am cheering for the bad news bears 2win the series. with a salary cap of $0 and a 100% bullshit free baseball team, priceless.

 

So bears go.

Saturday, October 24, 2009
Holly asks:
i miss u.

Duncan says:

even lovers need a holiday far away from each other.  And who would not miss my sweet tender lovin.  because you will never find, as long as you live, someone who makes love to you the way that i do. my brown sugar  you are once, twice the times a lady, but I still want you, i still need you but there no way i am ever gonna love you. But don't be sad because two out of three and ain't bad.

Wednesday, October 21, 2009
Tyler asks:
Have you ever considered competitive dog racing?

Duncan says:

well if I could drive a car , yes,  I would be a nascar driver. I am already smarter than most of the drivers they now.  because i am not inbred and I have more than a second grade education. So a Dog racing is not totally outta the question

Duncan says:

Well , if ya dont mind I would like to see more of the dog judging competitions. but with out the male dogs.  And I am really fond of the bitches in heat week.  So more female dogsdoing it like they do it on the discovery chanel.  I dont want to switch  my loyality so please, make this a regular programing change.

Duncan says:

Holy cross wins this one with out to much fuss.  Yea Unkie Tom Told me he was a guard there  and they were much worse back then.

Duncan says:

i make his picks for him . pays me in treats .  So if ya want my picks  its gonna cost ya.  i am registered at bw3, montgomery inn, and white castle.

Duncan says:

Yes , OJ did it.  He got let go to try and ease the race war that was going on in Los Angeles at the time.  I hope it was worth it (LA).

No Lee Harvey Oswald did act alone.  But No one will ever know the whole truth. Alot of money was being made off a War that was not nessary for the US to be in. And Kennedy wanted to end the war you do the math.

Yes , the Bengals will win the superbowl and it will be this year.

Unanswered

JG asks:
What are we supposed to do about this sudden surplus of treats?

fantasy football asks:
Are you tired of your Defense looking like they should be selling girl scout cookies instead of playing football? Would you like to have a Defense that totally destroys any team that stands in there way? A defense that all the women of the world want and have sexual fantasies about? A Defense that crushes the bones of other teams players into dust and mixes it with there blood and tears and then eats it for breakfast? well now is your chance to trade up for them.

Ty asks:
One Winter Duncan and I were hanging out in the basement and Duncan wanted to go out in the snow. Not too long after I let him back in. After a while I began to pick up this very strong shit smell. I had no idea what it was and would have wrote it off to one of Duncan's mighty nasty farts, but it wouldn't go away. I look over at Duncan and he seems to be feverishly going at a bone. The bone was one of his frozen turds. That was a fun night. Love and miss you Dunk Dunk.

unkie asks:
I guess my favorite Duncan story is..... Jared would always climb the fence in the back yard as a short cut to come to our house. Well Duncan being the good dog he was, would try to protect his home by tackling Jared and humping his brains out. the sad part is Jared kept on climbing the fence and Duncan keep Humping him until one day. Duncan figured out that Jared liked it a little bit too much and he stopped humping him.

God asks:
Are you ready to come home

JG and Scrappy asks:
Dunk Dunk is the good boy pup, and Dunk Dunk don't give a fu*k lol.. I was suprised to find out the Vet had a sword at hand.. love ya Duncan Macloud Gross - Good boy pup from 1999-2012

Forum closed. Rest in peace Duncan MacLeod.