Don't feel bad about me. I got my humping hips back! I'll be hunching yall's legs again in no time. Please feel free to leave kind words or even share your favorite me story below. Also, yes all dogs really do go to Heaven and these good boy treats are better than crack. One last thing, Jared, God says get your shit together.

Love Always,
Dunk

Ask Duncan

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Tuesday, April 6, 2010
Tom R asks:
How do you think the Red's will fare this season?

Duncan says:

The Reds will do what they always do look good early and tank right after the all star break. The are nothing but a 4A farm team for better baseball teams. The current system of what ever team is willing to spend the money has the best baseball team sucks. And lets face it the reds can't afford to spend it so they will be no more than a 500 team all year
Duncan says:

Yes as a matter of  fact I have noticed that. Because they are one in the same persons. They are the Devil in different forms. You will never see them to together for if you did the whole fabric of the space time continum would be torn to shreds, and the world would be end as we know it.

Duncan says:
because u are mexicano rat. and no one likes u.
Duncan says:

I am a lover not a fighter..  Scrappy would kick my ass . i would have a heart attack in first found.  so winner in first round by death of opponate   Scappy the Mexican  tornado  Gross.

Duncan says:

Scrappy is ok . I think he makes aunt char char  happy.   She treats him as if he was a baby.   which is cool for me.   I dont get yelled at as much any more . So the frito bandito keeps her happy.   unkie Tom talks to him in mexicanco.  I am not sure what he is saying  but once in while i hear food stuff makes me hungry.  burritto, taco ,enchialtta, chimicunga, all with extra sour cream and chesse. yum  I have not seen this food yet  but have high hopes for it in future.  until next time.

vios con dios, mi amigos . soy es uno calente perro de amoure.            which i think means.  i would like an extra taco please.

Friday, February 26, 2010
Tyler asks:
Who would win in a fight Boba Fett or Predator?

Duncan says:

boba fett is a closet queer.   Predator would kick his ass so hard  boba fett would slightly cream his pants  in rapture.

Duncan says:

i laughed my ass off. and it kinda sounded like  when in the movie (the water boy)  when the connell sanders dude gets hit in the head with the baseball

Duncan says:

rosanna  by Toto??   i really dont listen to music  cant turn on radio  no thumbs

Duncan says:

who let the dogs out by the Bahama men.  also know as who let the Duncan out

Duncan says:

Alvin and the chipmunks..  I like big butts

Unanswered

JG asks:
What are we supposed to do about this sudden surplus of treats?

fantasy football asks:
Are you tired of your Defense looking like they should be selling girl scout cookies instead of playing football? Would you like to have a Defense that totally destroys any team that stands in there way? A defense that all the women of the world want and have sexual fantasies about? A Defense that crushes the bones of other teams players into dust and mixes it with there blood and tears and then eats it for breakfast? well now is your chance to trade up for them.

Ty asks:
One Winter Duncan and I were hanging out in the basement and Duncan wanted to go out in the snow. Not too long after I let him back in. After a while I began to pick up this very strong shit smell. I had no idea what it was and would have wrote it off to one of Duncan's mighty nasty farts, but it wouldn't go away. I look over at Duncan and he seems to be feverishly going at a bone. The bone was one of his frozen turds. That was a fun night. Love and miss you Dunk Dunk.

unkie asks:
I guess my favorite Duncan story is..... Jared would always climb the fence in the back yard as a short cut to come to our house. Well Duncan being the good dog he was, would try to protect his home by tackling Jared and humping his brains out. the sad part is Jared kept on climbing the fence and Duncan keep Humping him until one day. Duncan figured out that Jared liked it a little bit too much and he stopped humping him.

God asks:
Are you ready to come home

JG and Scrappy asks:
Dunk Dunk is the good boy pup, and Dunk Dunk don't give a fu*k lol.. I was suprised to find out the Vet had a sword at hand.. love ya Duncan Macloud Gross - Good boy pup from 1999-2012

Forum closed. Rest in peace Duncan MacLeod.