Ask Duncan

No, I think I should be living some billonaire.  Someone who can afford only the finest treats and bitches for me.

not sure, I think that Unkie Tom  has been working Overtime since July and trying really hard to get out of debt.  But Aunt Char  spends Unkie Toms hard earned money on Aunt JEn Jen s kids.  Unkie Tom is not very happy right now.  He feels sorry for Aunt Jen Jens family  because there Sperm  donor  is in Jail and does not provide for his family ( and  never has provided anything but sorrow and misery).  But Unkie Tom has been helping the sperm donors family for 25 years and this family is about half of the reason why Unkie tom is in debt. (gert is 1/4 of the reason)

So needless to say UnkieTom is not a whole lot of fun to be around right now.  He does not care about winning at Axis right now.

Acorn dick  or also known as penis with no shaft ititis .  there are no pills are surgeries to fix this disorder..  Unless you want to be a woman.

So I am truely sad for your friend.    

no . This marks the end of days. As the devil is set free from it is bonds of the T.V   to rein havoc  and pain upon the world.  FEAR  the wrath of the hungry one  ( no not Terence) for now she will feed upon the flesh of the inocent and drink the blood  of all whom dare stand in her way.   Be warned 

There is no cure for acorn dick.  Either cheat on him on the side, or find your self  another man. 

Make it part of a sex game .  Tell her you want her to dress a sexy as possible and you want to take out and show her off.  Tell her that it really gets you ubber hard to have other guys look at her  but you are the only one that gets to (fornicate * ) her.  that way you get to go clubbing and still get laid.. Every woman likes to be a pretty princess and shown off.  This may even alow you to do some roll playing fantasies as well.

* fuck

And you may want to check again on your status on the football pick leader board.  becuase you aint even close too me.

Well, Roy  first we need to see what the real problem is.  #1  do you have a acorn dick?  small dicks = loose twat.  #2 is your girl friend a hooker?  over use of twat = loose twat. #3 do u preform oral sex on her   no oral sex can = loose twat. #4 finger banging works also if you dont like to eat God's taco's.   If none these apply  I quess put on a life jacket and tie a two by four to your ass and dive in.  if this doesnt get the message across find your self a new girl friend  or get yourself a bigger dick.

i am still hopeing for change.  No i dont mean that you only allow me to have  change on my pay check.  So far you have made the super rich richer and everyone else is still suffering.  When is it our turn.. Be a man  tax the rich until they are poor like the rest of us. 

I hate being cold so I choose fire.  ice  cold, lovely, dark and deep  but I have miles to go before I sleep.  no I shall continue to dance into the fire just close enough to stay warm, but far enough away not to get kissed by the flame.